i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
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maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
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I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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