Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
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Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
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im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
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