Joe is yelling at the trees again.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
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I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
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Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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