so explain again why im purple
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We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
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Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
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Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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