we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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