i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
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if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
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He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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