Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
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I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
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You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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