I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
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If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
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It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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