I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
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I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
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"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
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