organizing the empties. That sober.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
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Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
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Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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