I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
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He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
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Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
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