If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
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Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
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'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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