But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
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I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
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Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize