i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Barsexuality is the new black.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
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apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
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I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
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