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I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
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Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
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She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
I need to align my fucking chakras
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
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