Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
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All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
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This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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