another moral hangover. fuck.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
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I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
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OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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