dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
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How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
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just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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