You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
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Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
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Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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