I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
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shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
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I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
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