too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
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i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
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I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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