I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
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You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
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We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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