so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
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I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
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also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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