operation harelip BJ is a go
and she was petting her beer can
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
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Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
We had sex on a dog bed..
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
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He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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