You were right. It hurts to walk today.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
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If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
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Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
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