People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
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And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
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So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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