Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
This gyro tastes like lonliness
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
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Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
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There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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