I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
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I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
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took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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