so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
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Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
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He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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