i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
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I hope my margaritas pass through security.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
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So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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