Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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