Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
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I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
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Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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