were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
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I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
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At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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