i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
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Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
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I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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