Cold hands, warm shart.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
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I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
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sick fucks of a feather flock together
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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