In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
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Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
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GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
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