I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
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OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
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Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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