Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
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How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
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I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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