Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
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i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
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He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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