No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
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They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
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Come back. Shots need mouths.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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