Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
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Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
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ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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