i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
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She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
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His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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