Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
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Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
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I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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