just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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