I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
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Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
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Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
I want to fling myself into the sun
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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