so that wasnt chicken after all
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
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I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
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I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
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