never play flip cup with pint glasses
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
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You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
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Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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