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There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
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considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
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Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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