U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
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