He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
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Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
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My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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